Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
Even bigger plot twist: The next companion also isn’t in love with the Doctor or vice versa.
didnt yall just describe donna
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- me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
This is a useful resource…
i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen
whoa there scarfshipping
I think Hannibal beat you to it.
I have only one knife, a Chinese cleaver…I think it’s the ultimate weapon.
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i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
I hate that that has to happen in some sentences.
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Conversation I had with my dad today as we were outside the supermarket.
- me: *notices a cab that just so happens to be the modern make of a chevy impala*
- me: ew
- dad: what?
- me: is that what impalas look like anymore? that's an awful looking car.
- dad: you know, impalas used to be really nice cars. my friend had one when i was younger
- me: what year was the model?
- dad: uhh, '67 i think, with a really nice black paint job. yeah, they used to be beautiful cars, huge with four doors. then they modernized it and turned it into that *points to new impala* you have no idea how nice this car was
- me: i know how awesome impalas are, i want one really bad. well a classic anyway.
- dad: i remember one time, he was gonna sell it... i think he kept it though. i should've bought it.
- me: why didn't you?
- dad: he moved away or i didn't have enough money, i don't remember.
- me: that sucks.
- dad: come to think of it, i didn't see him much
- me: why not?
- dad: i don't know, he liked road trips a lot. he always came back after some time but he was gone a lot.
- me: what was his name?
- dad: john.
if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
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At SPWF yesterday, David suggested that since I’ve done so much ‘bot makeup, I should try some human makeup, like Steve’s.
Well Steve said his makeup was easy— just two smudges of eyeliner— so I figured I’d give it a go.
I’m kind of known for my ‘bot makeups, but I’ve never done human makeup, so fingers crossed…
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